She's a Pirate!(Pirates of the Caribbean)

*Loosely based on Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm using Maria Sharkfang, of the Sharkfang Chronicles...I wish it was published...*

The ship tossed and turned on its way to Port Royale. Maria was thrown all over the ship, as it rocked in the waves. She clung to the side of the boat, and puked over the wood. She wiped the vomit from her mouth, disgusted. Her hair flew around her face, in cobwebs, trying to get free. In the crows nest, her first mate, Yarrik, pointed out the beacons. Dogfish spun the wheel, turning the ship towards the port.
"AaAaAaA!!!" Maria yelled as she was tossed to the side of the ship. She gripped a cannon grimly. This storm was never going to end.
It had been three days since her father had died, leaving her in charge of the Red Falcon.
She was shaken out of her thoughts, as the ship hit the wall. She flew off the boat-and crash landed in the middle of someones celebration. Everyone glared at her.
"Pirate..." They began to mutter. A man stepped forwards.
"Madam, you were not invited to this wedding." He said. As armed men strode to her, and hauled Maria to her feet, she grinned cheesily.
"Wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all round!" As the soldiers grabbed her arms, she raised an eyebrow.
"No? Aaww..." She whipped her cutlass from its sheath, " I guess we'll have to compromise!" She slashed the sword wildly, making the men jump back. A rather large soldier with a club took a swing, and smacked her around the head.
"Ouch..." She mumbled, toppling to the floor.

*how shold i come in*

*Well...*
Maria woke up in a cold stone cell. She shivered, as the wind blew through the grate.
"Ah, bugger." She muttered. She was stuffed now...

sormy looked up and saw a girl in the cell nex to her. she nodded and said "how did they get you?"

Black *lol* walk down to the prioner with some stal food and dirty woter.
"here" she said shving it throw the narow bars befor sitng down to wach them eat. she had to make sure they didnt wast it.

"It's crap." Maria announced cheekily. She left the food where it was, and tossed her hair over her face like a curtain.
"I crashed a wedding." Maria told the other girl, "I asked for a drink, but they didn't appreciate my manners."

"that or noin" Black smild walking over to them "so, who sent ya" she ask poting to them both.

"Some weirdo with a beard. And a wig. But like I care." Maria declared from behind her hair.
"And she ain't with me."

"wheteve" Black said she relly didnt care. "look do you want the food or not cos i have it isted!" Black stomec rumbled lodly.

"im not agets you, im one of you."

"Take it...is there any rum?" Maria asked hopefully.

"oh yeah loads...up on deck" she said grining. "and no i cant get any" black mond siting back down.

"here" Black tosed a frese bread roll to them.
"it was my lunch but it looks like you need it"

Maria stood up and stretched. She looked out of the window.
"Holy...Someone's nicking my boat!" She yelled. She kicked the bars of the cell, trying to break them and escape.

"oh yeah the captine stelin your boat. soory i fogt to metion that"

Black went over to the bars "look, i can get it backk for you." she look arond for listners
"only ifi can jone your ship"

"Meh." Was all Maria said, "I don't need help. I'm a pirate, mate. Savvy?"

"yor a piret om my ship lock in a cell with only me given you food" Black smiled "i dont thik you have a chose"

*AND OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

"And they made me there cheif and-"Vanessa Sparrow looked up from the two dopey looking guards to find some-less dopey looking guards charging towards her."Oh..Bugger.."she muttered and with that she hoisted herself onto the side of the ship and launched herself into the sea of the caribbean.She swam towards the dock and then found herself face to face with half a dozen of guards holding swords and pistols..."Ello??heh...clap her in irons eh?"Vanessa showed them her wrists.At that moment she spun around and ran madly down the dock. She felt a shot wizz past her ear, they were chasing her.."Bugger bugger bugger bugger...not good..."

"Yeah yeah whatever... I am the incredible Maria Sharkfang...I need to have rum..." Maria mumbled to noone in particular. A man (with a wig) wandered down the corridor. He waved a sheath of papers in Marias face.
"Y'see this, you dirty thievin' pirate? Y' see this? Its your death warrant, innit? You'll be 'angin tomorrow." The man guffawed.

Black smild but didnt say anhing to the man

Maria heard the commotion from outside her window, and avoided looking at her ship, drifting into the distance. She saw a woman running from guards and laughed. What a fool. That woman looked like a pirate.

*im confusd, is the guy with you now or what?*

*He's the executioner.*

Suddenly Sparrow felt herself being surrounded by a circle of the towspeople."Uh heh....Ello...."Then she saw black as she suddenly felt something collide with her head and crack as she slumped to the ground."Take her away.."a approaching guard odered. Then she was dragged away to be taken to the prisons...

Maria watched the new pirate get dragged into the cell next to her, with somekind of amusement.
"Y'alright? I'm not. Where's me bloody rum?" She asked a guard indignantly.

"you and your blood rum" black sighd shaing her head as they were drag into the cell. when the gard left black got up agan "i can stil help you esape" she smirked

"I told ya, I don't need help, I need RUM!!!!" Maria stated. She said it slowly, as if she was talking to an idiot.